You
need the table cleared. “Let’s make the bed darl”, you say. Because making the
bed is easier if you are two. If you’re one, rest assured, you’re going to have
your daily workout! You’ll also come away with a stubbed toe as you make your
way around and around and up to the top on your hands and knees to tuck in the
top end, after bumping your head on the overhead cupboard.
Aaah,
the feeling when the bed is made up. π At least the bedroom is
tidy!
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And the table is (sort of) clean.
Now to
set that unstable table. “Take your hat off the table! And your belt too. Here’s
that tool you were looking for.” It all
gets piled onto the bed! “Oh, please put the clean T-shirts on the bed, I’ll
pack them away.” You pass it all on to the one closer to the bed because you
can’t swap places … that has to be planned too. π
“Ah,
can you get the dish rack out of the way so I can use the toaster?” (Dish rack
goes to the bed.) The kitchen plank gets moved across the sink to make a workspace
and finally, you can open the stovetop to make poached eggs. Gotta eat
healthy, right?
Exhausted
you want to sit down, but there’s no space on the bed, and moving in behind the
(unstable) table to sit on the seat is a feat you only execute when you’re
ready to sit and actually eat!
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Breakfast
made, coffee made, all you need to do is settle next to each other on the seat
… the potato and onion basket is moved from the seat to the bed too, to make space.
Coffee is poured! The table gets moved out to allow me to slide into my spot (hubs
is seated … waiting for those eggs!) I sit down, oh … the salt and pepper! He’s
penned in, so up I get, with all the care in the world not to bump the table or
else the coffee goes everywhere. Condiments deposited on the table, I gingerly slide
back in keeping a beady eye on the coffee cups. Whew! Success, let’s tuck in.
It’s
sourdough toast … hubs gets into it with meaning using his knife. Coffee goes everywhere!
Sighing, I slide out again for a cloth to wipe up the mess … π₯΄
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One of our more successful attempts at breakfast inside. |
This
is by 8 in the morning … are you tired yet? Shall I continue? No, I thought
not. Lol. Welcome to caravan life!
After two
months full time in the van, bruises are still the norm. Stubbed toes are
regular. Bumps on the head are taken as par for the course. π
And do you know what? We are loving this lifestyle.
The
‘Green’ loo
This
is an ongoing experience … I’m waiting for the day when we forget to empty the
‘liquids’ bottle (as it is discreetly called in the manual) before bed and use
it all night, only to find it overflowing in the morning. π³π
(Is it just us? We wake up every 2 – 3 hours to use the loo! ππ)
Once so far it has hit the brim … π€¦
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But it
is sooo good to have your own toilet in the middle of the night, to not waste precious
water in the tanks on a smelly cassette toilet system, and to not have to visit
a dump point. “The liquids,” says the manual, “can be diluted and used to
fertilise gardens and plants.” These two weeks that we have been parked under
trees … suffice to say, we are hoping that we haven’t ‘fertilised’ the trees to
death as it were. π³π
Either that or the grass is going
to grow where it wouldn’t before. π And no… there is no
smell from the (compostable) “solids”. π
Lights
on … windows and blinds shut tight!
Anyone
who knows me, knows I need air. Preferable fresh air. Thankfully we have an AC
because if we dared to open windows with lights on in the van after dark, we
would be inundated. Bugs seem to be able to come in somewhere. The white strip
lights above the counters are our favourite to use. We saw someone’s tip to
tape yellow tradesman’s tape over the strip lights. The bugs weren’t put off. We
put a second layer over and that seemed to slow their appearance. It’s also softer
on the eye. π
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It’s
a sticky business…
To
make the van homely, we have put up posters, pictures and wot-nots. But we have
had to constantly re-apply stickers, as one after the other they fall off. Seemingly,
nothing is prepared to stay put against these composite walls. Once, losing my
temper, I decided to take the Gorilla glue and use that. AJ was teaching. It
wouldn’t come out of the nozzle, so I screwed the top off and got into it with
a toothpick
“Aaaaargh
… AJ! Help!”
He
jumps up, students are left hanging. He gets to me in the bathroom, where my
fingers are firmly glued together! And he bursts out laughing. π
I’m crying out in fear as I have visions of skin giving way. π±
“What
did you think?” he says. “It’s Gorilla glue!” (Said students hear all! π₯΄)
I now
know what Gorilla glue is. It took 3 days to remove from my fingers. Moral of
the story, don’t lose your temper with objects … it ain’t worth it! You’ll come
second. (I could hear the students’ laughter through AJ’s earphones as he
related the story with glee. π€π
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Hanging
something from the ceiling is especially a challenge – the macramΓ© plant holder
has landed on the floor 5 times. Once in the dead of night. At the time, half
asleep, we didn’t manage to put two and two together, so there went hubs, torch
in hand, around the van in the middle of the night. Finding nothing amiss, he
was snoring again in two minutes. Not me! I was wide-eyed for the next hour listening
for suspects until sleep took over. The next morning, we saw the macramΓ© and
plant lying on the floor at the foot end of the bed.
Pretty
things = more work
Who
says you can’t be surrounded by pretty things because you live in a van? You sure
can have pretty dΓ©cor. But pretty things can’t all be stuck down to secure them
for travel days, so they need to be packed up before the van can be towed. It’s
so nice to look at special shells and little pot plants. A flower here and a
tea towel there.
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Everything we have as decoration in the van has a special
memory attached to a special person or of a place or moment in time.
From a magnet to a picture, a shell to a photograph.
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A magnet to recall my fav spot in Qatar when I worked at the museum library. |
This is how we have managed to
incorporate those near and dear to us, of whom many are so far from us. π
To maintain this I’ve had to make sure when packing up the van for travel days,
that the special things have their safe spot. “Where?” you ask. “On the bed!
With pillows around them.” ☺
You
can lose things in a van …
It’s
only 17 feet. It only has that much packing space. Trust me, we have managed
to mislay things. So much so, that we have had to search the van with a fine
comb to find what is lost! Usually, it’s right under our noses … like the
firelighter we store in the pouch right by the door so that it can be reached
easily from outside. Did we search for the thing! Seriously, how does one
forget so easily yet pass by the item day in and day out, without seeing it?
But
when something is stored under the bed … it’s missing! Why … because we forget
there is storage under the bed. π
Storage
Now
here’s the challenge, right? An overhead cupboard (2 ft x 1 ft x 1ft) is
dedicated to pantry products. The other three (much smaller) cupboards are 1.
for cutlery and crockery, 2. for drinking glasses and measuring jugs etc. and
3. for the stick blender, kettle and toaster and flat pack food storage
containers. One out of 4 drawers is dedicated to tea and coffee needs. One is
set aside for herbs and spices. One for all my cooking utensils (what a
messy drawer π£)
and one more ‘drawer’/space (on the floor of the van) that we use to store
tinned foods and cartons of soy milk because it has deep space and is right
over the axle where heavy things belong. (When you need a tin, you go down on
all fours. Yep, all fours! Not always a pretty sight. Getting up again must be carefully
planned because you can’t lean on the unstable table! So, bottom in the air,
you come up on hands and feet, then slowly lift yourself off the floor, stacking
your spinal column as they show in workout videos, and hoping that you will
get your body upright. All the while promising yourself that tomorrow,
TOMORROW, you’re going to start working out. You knock your head on the table
on the way up. You glare at it. Unaffected by the glare, it just sits there, locked
into its happy spot. You quickly check that nobody’s glass of whatever was on
the table.)
“Where”,
I hear you ask, “do you keep the rest of your groceries? How do you manage?”
Under
the bed! Yep, we sleep on our pantry store. And why is it that whenever
anything is needed from the ‘pantry’, the bed is piled high with stuff and is
heavier to lift. It’s supposed to be an effortless lift; it has air struts that
help with the lift and which keep the bed up in the air. But it’s rather intimidating
when you’re on all fours, diving into a container underneath, fully aware that
if the struts give way, you’re going to be a squashed bug!
"And your clothing?" Umm ... π
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Each item rolled up ... a side for me, the other for hubs. Storage boxes just don't fit. |
Under
the bed is also where the ironing board and iron lives. And the box of baking
utensils. And the TV that we haven't yet used. And it’s where the lithium batteries live.
And the inverter. And the DC2DC charger. And all those gadgets are rather
imposing … wires everywhere, with little lights flashing and boxes that keep
them secure so they can’t budge. π³π
When we
sleep at night, we pretend they aren’t a mere 20 cm from our bodies, powering
away, keeping the van going.
Talking
of power …
To our
dismay we discovered (by accident) that we needed another lithium battery in
the caravan soon because it’s preferable NOT to add a new battery to an
old one … so no adding when you think you can afford it, later down the
line. If you’re planning to stay full-time in a van, plan your power needs and
get the system installed from the start – one that will meet your needs. Professionals
can help with the planning. We didn’t consult, we just guessed. Epic fail! Consequently,
we’ve had to dig into emergency funds to add a battery. And another battery
needs more solar. And the top of the van can’t take more solar… so we’re
shopping around for external solar panels. External panels need an additional
Anderson plug on the caravan which needs professional installation. πΈ
Sigh
…. will we ever get to a complete setup?
Then,
as if that pain wasn’t enough, we stepped into another power mess. Let me
explain … Sandy’s Essentials was planned as a side hustle. Forgetting just how
hot it gets in Queensland in summer, all manner of oils, butters, waxes, and
essential oils were purchased. All these need to remain cool, preferably at one
temperature. π£
All good, we thought. We housesit in homes with air conditioners. Until we
housesat during a heatwave in a house with no air conditioner! It was 38 and 39
during the day. Stinking hot. (AJ annexed the van to teach from … π
… I sweltered. Mmmm…. come to think of it, he did quite a few extra prep hours
those few days. π) We ate lunch in the van for a reprieve! The
supply of oils etc. (also in the van) was melting from the heat of the night. (The essential oils are stored in the fridge,
so they were ok.)
Tackling
the problem, we reckoned an external fridge would do the trick. After looking
at a bunch of brands, we bought one on sale. Not the best, not the most
expensive, a middle-of-the-road type of investment. THEN we realised that it
needed its own battery to keep it cool when it’s in the car and not
plugged into AC (home) power. THEN, of course, the battery needs to be wired
into the car by an auto electrician, so that the car charges it when the engine
is on. Then, says the salesman, when the car is not switched on and charging
the battery, the battery needs solar panels on top of your vehicle to keep it charged.
Huh?! All to keep the fridge cool. Epic fail! πΈπΈπΈ We
walked away with an unplanned major expense – to provide for a side hustle that
I haven’t had the brain power to get up and going yet. The panels and battery
box system turned out to be more expensive than the fridge. π
Talk about embarrassing. Luckily, hubs can keep his beer in the fridge too. π
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At least the battery box can also power his
laptop on days when the van’s power might fade. To cap it all, the fridge
and its contents, battery box and extra solar panel, add 60kg
to the car. π£
“The things a man will do for his wife” mutters hubs, as he has airbag
suspension installed in the car. (I argue that the car sags because of the weight
of his tool bag … anyway, airbag suspension helps. π)
About that weight …
Off we
went … water tanks full, check! Gas bottles full, check! Petrol tank full,
check! Caravan fridge full, check! Everything loaded into the van and the car,
as if we were travelling, check! (Including THAT Sandy’s Essentials fridge!)
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It was
one of the hottest days of summer. The poor man and his wife from Weigh Check
Gympie were tasked with checking whether we were within legal limits. As they darted
around with scales and laptop, manoeuvring the van and the car and then both
together (with us inside it), we held our breath, sweating bullets, and not
because of the heat. Verdict? We were 45 kg overweight in the caravan. But the
car could still take another 100 kg. Hallelujah! Off hubs went to remove the
huge tool bag that he had placed in the back of the caravan to weigh the back
end down and he popped it in the car. (Trust me … the small number of tools he
shipped over from Qatar have miraculously multiplied…. I wonder how? π€π)
Another re-weigh and we were good to go, with just a few kg to spare in the
caravan, but relieved, nonetheless. Now, we need to watch our weight in more
ways than one; only one week’s worth of groceries is ever bought, and even then
it’s the bare minimum. π
Office
or a dining area?
When hubs
works from the van it’s quite an experience.
At 1 pm the dining table and seat become an office! All the gear gets
packed out and he connects to his online classes. We still stand amazed – we
use our phones as hotspots for our computers. Our national network’s mobile data
package carries all our internet needs. He trains online, and I use my quota to
blog, do research, work on admin and more.
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workspace, you ask? π Here it is … |
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Shower curtain privacy! |
Somehow,
the constant technical chatter of instruction doesn’t bother me and I’m able to
set up my space feeling quite comfy behind the shower curtains that act as a privacy
screen. (His laptop camera is only on his face, but I still feel better having
my own private space.) At 8 pm, the time when I can no longer function, I take
a shower and hop into bed. As long as those curtains are closed it’s as if
there were a wall between us. I hit dreamland while hubs is still teaching
away. π
Towing
days need checklists!
We’re
still getting used to it all. Each time we tow we tend to forget something. I
shouldn’t divulge this, but once it was the ‘liquids’ bottle in the green loo. π«ππ
By the time we could stop it was all over the inner space of the toilet –
thankfully contained!! Capping the bottle, I took three toilet rolls and
chucked them into the space. Locking the van, we sheepishly went on our way. It
was something to sort out at the next destination. You can’t be squeamish if
you have a composting toilet. Neither forgetful! π
The
last time we towed, we forgot to clip on the towing mirrors. Halfway through
Gympie town, I noticed they weren’t attached. Hubs pulled up at the first place
we were able to stop. He hopped out to attach them. I looked up and straight
into a traffic camera – and a “Busses only” traffic sign. π«π
(Waiting for the ticket.) And that reminds me, those checklists must be made
up! We must work with checklists!!!!
I hope
I’ve managed to give you a peek into our full-time living in a van. π It keeps us on the go… keeps us moving and active in more ways
than we could have imagined. It’s fun, it’s hard work, and it’s not
straightforward. It’s constant adherence to rules and regulations. It requires
advance planning, foresight, and constant checking and monitoring of gear. Moving
parts need regular attention. Weight and balance are vital. Thankfully hubs has
a lot of weight and balance experience from his helicopter career.
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To wrap up ...
Soon
we leave for rural Queensland, where we will housesit – with no pets – just
housesit, for three months. We are looking forward to a reprieve from travelling
around, packing up and packing down. Still, we wouldn’t want any other life
right now. We are happy. We feel content to own only that which can fit into 17
feet. (Apart from winter clothes in storage at Nadya’s house and some special
books, we tow what we own.) It’s an uncanny feeling when you stop and think
about it. But nothing beats that early morning cup of coffee, outside in nature,
with the smell of the dew on the grass and the wind rustling through the trees.
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We are
acutely aware that our Father’s grace and mercy carry us. We are vulnerable on
the roads, vulnerable to wild weather, and reliant upon staying healthy and
strong to be able to follow this lifestyle. What the future holds we know not.
Therefore,
we appreciate each of you, for your messages and support in prayer. π
We pray for you too.
Thank
you for stopping by. Until next time, from Esk, it’s cheerio for now. πΌ
DISCLAIMER:
No husbands or caravans were harmed during the telling of this story. But
fiction it is not.